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Sooooo I'm not a Valentines guy because it's a shit excuse for money blowing and tantrum throwing. This year I thought f*ck why sit around when I have a stack of bitches dat wuna GET WITH THIS!
Anyway, I arranged some activities with some female amigo. Brownie making, to be precise. Now believe I'm a guy when it comes to the make of all things sugar (8 fillings...yep).

As a treat, I'll run you through how to make brownies as schweet as mine.

You will need:

1 suitable female, they was out of this at Tesco's so I had to settle for a know-it-all.
A decent sized baking tin
250g of unsalted butter
200g chocolate
80g cocoa powder
1 tspn baking powder
360g caster sugar
4 eggs

Preheat your oven to 180 degrees.

Weigh tings out
Line the baking tin with greaseproof or smear it in butter...

In a large bowl over simmering water, melt the butter and chocolate until smooth.
In a separate bowl mix the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder and sugar and then add this to the chocolate butter mix.
Beat in the eggs.
Whisk until silky.
Pour the miznix
Slide it in the hot box
Kick it for 25-30 minutes, perhaps discuss the current money crisis, watch tv, wrestle. Whatever your thing.

Remove and ravage with a knife so fast you forget to take a photo...
If God wanted to make brownies, he probably taped me on Saturday.

Two shots to my guys who took chicks out, spent they monies and had a good time. I aint heard from anyone if Proof or Work It was poppin?

Coming Soon: the perfect Cheesecake to tell someone you can't stand them.

CHIEFED from Mr Oliver