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17.2.09

Chew On This

Sooooo I'm not a Valentines guy because it's a shit excuse for money blowing and tantrum throwing. This year I thought f*ck why sit around when I have a stack of bitches dat wuna GET WITH THIS!
I'm KIDDIN!
Anyway, I arranged some activities with some female amigo. Brownie making, to be precise. Now believe I'm a guy when it comes to the make of all things sugar (8 fillings...yep).

As a treat, I'll run you through how to make brownies as schweet as mine.

You will need:

1 suitable female, they was out of this at Tesco's so I had to settle for a know-it-all.
A decent sized baking tin
250g of unsalted butter
200g chocolate
80g cocoa powder
1 tspn baking powder
360g caster sugar
4 eggs


Preheat your oven to 180 degrees.

Weigh tings out
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Line the baking tin with greaseproof or smear it in butter...

In a large bowl over simmering water, melt the butter and chocolate until smooth.
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In a separate bowl mix the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder and sugar and then add this to the chocolate butter mix.
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Beat in the eggs.
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Whisk until silky.
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Pour the miznix
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Slide it in the hot box
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Kick it for 25-30 minutes, perhaps discuss the current money crisis, watch tv, wrestle. Whatever your thing.
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Remove and ravage with a knife so fast you forget to take a photo...
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If God wanted to make brownies, he probably taped me on Saturday.
ENJOYYYYYYY.

Two shots to my guys who took chicks out, spent they monies and had a good time. I aint heard from anyone if Proof or Work It was poppin?

Coming Soon: the perfect Cheesecake to tell someone you can't stand them.

CHIEFED from Mr Oliver